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Friday November 30, 2007
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What's Up World?

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As for me, I have been reevaluating my life and reordering my affairs to allow greater personal freedom and simplicity. I have been dealing with health issues which are responsible, at least in part, for changes in my employment and long-term direction in life. Instead of resisting the changes thrust upon me, I am restructuring my life to adapt.

Dark Side Strategy

If you are a regular reader of my little blog here, you know I am "tuned in" to the Political Pulse, and often opine and speculate thereon. This is a scary scenario, and I hope it can be averted before it occurs. OK, here goes...

As a Jedi Knight myself, sometimes The Force shows me shadows of things to come, like the mortgage meltdown, the dollar dive-bomb and now, this new disturbance.

Remember Darth Cheney's irregular heartbeat the other day? (Actually, it is irregular that he has a heartbeat...) Also, have you noticed the repugnance of the Repugnacants running for President?

Gee, I wonder how they can beat a Hillary or Obama with any of those flawed vessels? Who in their party retains a shred of popularity and respect?

Ah So, Grasshopper, the answer is frighteningly clear and simple. Enter Darth Condoleezus. Her training now complete, Darth Cheney can pass on the "vice presidential" mantle due to "health concerns", and escape to an undisclosed location, most likely in Dubai.

Although up to her ears in complicity, she maintains a level of popularity not enjoyed by many in her party this side of The Gipper. She is intelligent, mercurial, and smooth (not to mention better looking) in comparison to the idiots running on the Right.

If she were to ascend to "vice president" before the primaries were over, she would be in a position as the incumbent to easily undo her rivals, win the nomination, and present a real threat to any Democratic challenger.

If Cheney steps down and Dubya appoints Condi, the Senate would confirm her handily, without much ado, I assure you.

I know she has said she wouldn't run, but she has also told a few other whoppers, like "There is no way anyone could have foreseen someone flying planes into those buildings." or "America can't allow the smoking gun to become a mushroom cloud."

Heed this warning Democrats. Don't count Darth Condoleezus out. She could be the Neocon's Secret Weapon.